Total Medals Earned: 63 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,145 Points
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Made the final decision
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (75/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Stopped Laying Around
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/230 points)
Play the game?
Beat World 5 and get access to the finale
Beat World 1 and get access to World 2
Beat World 2 and get access to World 3
Beat World 3 and get access to World 4
Beat World 4 and get access to World 5
100% The Tutorial World (Levels 1-5)
100% The First World (Levels 7-12)
100% The Second World (levels 13-18)
100% The Third World (levels 19-24)
100% The Fourth World (Levels 25-30)
100% The Fifth World (31-36)
beat all worlds any% under 30 minutes
beat all worlds any% within 30-60 minutes
beat all worlds any% after an hour
100% The Whole Game
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/40 points)